Bojack Horseman: What have you got figured out that I don’t?
Princess Carolyn: Vincent, why are you wearing my towel? And what happened to my bowling ball?!
Princess Carolyn: There’s more to being an adult than just work, and business, and the tall person rides at disneyland. I want to have fun. There has to be a difference between monogamy and monotony.
Princess Carolyn: What’s your name, stud?
Bojack Horseman: Life is a series of closing doors isn’t it?
Princess Carolyn: This is crazy! What are we doing?