Vincent Adultman Quotes

I have to call the guy at the office to take the car to the place

Mmm… I like business… uhhh… transactions?

Bojack Horseman: What have you got figured out that I don’t?

Uuhm… Adult stuff?

Princess Carolyn: There’s more to being an adult than just work, and business, and the tall person rides at disneyland. I want to have fun. There has to be a difference between monogamy and monotony.

What’s Mahomanungny?

Princess Carolyn: This is crazy! What are we doing?

Ummmm, being grown-ups…?

Bojack Horseman: Life is a series of closing doors isn’t it?

Don’t be sad. Good Horsy.

Princess Carolyn: Vincent, why are you wearing my towel? And what happened to my bowling ball?!

My dad spilled some wine on his face, so he’s using the towel to clean up. And I threw your bowling ball out the window! Can I have a glass of milk?

I went to stock market today. I did a business.

I had a atitude problem but then I took a timeout and I thought about what I did.

Princess Carolyn:  What’s your name, stud?

Vincent! uuuuh… Adult… Man. Vincent Adult Man!

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business!

Let’s go feel the grass between our toes.

I’m not a cowboy, I’m a cow MAN! I’m a MAN MAN!

I promise you, there is an explanation for all this.

Hello other grownup

Would you like a alcohol?

This is boring! I wanna go home.

Kevin is in the bathroom and I’m standing right here, so as you can see, we’re clearly two different people. One adult and one child. Okay bye!

Can I have another soda?

I thought if you knew I had a kid you wouldn’t want to be with me, because kids always make a racket when mommies are trying to do their homework for night school!