Vincent Adultman Quotes

Bojack Horseman: Life is a series of closing doors isn’t it?

Don’t be sad. Good Horsy.

Kevin is in the bathroom and I’m standing right here, so as you can see, we’re clearly two different people. One adult and one child. Okay bye!

I went to stock market today. I did a business.

I have to call the guy at the office to take the car to the place

Princess Carolyn:  What’s your name, stud?

Vincent! uuuuh… Adult… Man. Vincent Adult Man!

This is boring! I wanna go home.

Mmm… I like business… uhhh… transactions?

Princess Carolyn: This is crazy! What are we doing?

Ummmm, being grown-ups…?

Princess Carolyn: Vincent, why are you wearing my towel? And what happened to my bowling ball?!

My dad spilled some wine on his face, so he’s using the towel to clean up. And I threw your bowling ball out the window! Can I have a glass of milk?

Princess Carolyn: There’s more to being an adult than just work, and business, and the tall person rides at disneyland. I want to have fun. There has to be a difference between monogamy and monotony.

What’s Mahomanungny?

Would you like a alcohol?

I’m not a cowboy, I’m a cow MAN! I’m a MAN MAN!

Let’s go feel the grass between our toes.

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business!

Bojack Horseman: What have you got figured out that I don’t?

Uuhm… Adult stuff?

Hello other grownup

I thought if you knew I had a kid you wouldn’t want to be with me, because kids always make a racket when mommies are trying to do their homework for night school!

Can I have another soda?

I had a atitude problem but then I took a timeout and I thought about what I did.

I promise you, there is an explanation for all this.